14 and Blognant

I’m pretty sure I’m going to delete my tumbler

So a man is in the hospital says “mam are my testicles black?” so the nurse grabs his testicles and says “there are swollen but no your ok” the man smiles and says “that’s great sweaty but listen closely are-my-test-results-back?”

Is it weird I have one pimple on the left and right side of my mustache?

I don’t mind going out in public with Erin until she does that one thing where she throws her hands up in the air and yells “I RUN DIS BITCH!”

Shit white kids say

How immature am I on a scale of one to one hundred? 69

I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion (with my dick)
Nicolas Cage